Tortured Soul

Unearthed one of my very very old YM mags and in it, there's a quiz called Guy Search, Find your Destiny Dude. (Haha, how lame! And I used to live for this kind of shit!) And I still remember the results of my quiz.

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Quit checking out every guy who breathes. Instead, take this quiz to zero in on your perfect love match -- and find out which celebs fit the bill. Then maximize your male-meeting potential and GO GET THAT GUY.

(That's the intro for the quiz...yeah right, like I'm going to find someone like these celebs)

The possible results then can be divided into:

Clean Cut Cutie - He's so down to earth, he wouldn't know how to play head games if he wanted to.
Fierce Flirt - He's the finest guy at school.
Nature Lover - He craves the simple things in life: the outdoors, fresh air, sunshine and love.
Major Mushball - He makes you feel like the hottest girl on earth.
Rad Rebel - He seizes each moment -- and then dares you to come along for the ride.

But mine...my perfect match (or so the quiz says) is Ethan Hawke, the Tortured Soul.

Why you can't resist him: Macho is not in his vocabulary. And he always says what's on his mind.
(Hah, now I know why I used to think this magazine speaks Gospel truth.)

His look: Hair in his eyes, hands in his pockets, shoulders slightly slouched.
(Sheesh, I can just imagine that hair!)

His attitude: Smart and shy, with a hint of insecurity.
(Smart and shy? Come out, come out, wherever you are!)

Boyfriend potential: 9, When he falls, he falls hard.
(My kind of guy)

Total turn-on: A girl who is as honest and open with him as he is with her.

Total turnoff: Someone who worries too much about what other people think.

Ideal love match: A girl who can cope with his hours of brooding, guitar-playing and philosophizing.
(We can analyze life and love anytime, or all the time.)

Social style: He isn't big on crowds or the party scene, so expect to spend a lot of time alone together.
(Who doesn't like a LOT of alone time together?)

Prize possession: His copy of The Catcher in the Rye.
(Can this quiz be any more accurate? The Catcher in the Rye, my all time fave book.)

How he shows his love: By composing sonnets, short stories and songs for you.
(Sonnets are a little too cheesy for me, but he can write all the stories and songs he want. I'll gladly lap them up.)

Wee! I feel like a teenager waiting for her Tortured Soul Prince to come and sweep me off my feet. Alas, the reality is, I've met guys who look like they've been tortured and most haven't read a single word of The Catcher in the Rye. Geez, I've been searching high and low, and been waiting a long time, I'm becoming a shrew. And I need to be as sweet as Juliet, if I were to capture a Tortured Soul.

Where O where art thou, my Romeo?