Dr. House

I love House. And this might raised a few eyebrows, but I have a big crush on House himself. Yes, old, grumpy, but brilliant man. Yey! Medical mystery at its best.

So instead of going on and on about House, here's what I got from the net.

CAST

Hugh Laurie....Dr. Gregory House
Lisa Edelstein....Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Omar Epps....Dr. Eric Foreman
Robert Sean Leonard....Dr. James Wilson
Jennifer Morrison....Dr. Allison Cameron
Jesse Spencer....Dr. Robert Chase

QUOTES

Dr. Gregory House: I suppose "minimally at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "No chance in hell"?
Dr. Robert Chase: Actually, I'm Australian.
Dr. Gregory House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British.

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Dr. Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. Gregory House: I don't *need* to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.

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Chris Dewey: [trying to tell an uninterested House a patient's history] You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House: And you're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. [she covers her chest with her clipboard] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest. I'm competitive by nature.

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Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

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Dr. Gregory House: Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?

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Dr. Gregory House: You didn't have to. People choose the paths that gain them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's a law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could've married rich, you could've been a model, you could've just shown up and people would've given you stuff - lots of stuff - but you didn't. You worked your stunning little ass off.

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Dr. Gregory House: Ah! The husband described her as being unusually irritating recently.

Dr. Cameron: And?

Dr. Gregory House: I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be 'unusually' irritable.

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Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.

Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...

Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. [She pauses to catch her breath]

Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]

Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?

Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]

Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?

*Source : IMDB